Bald Men Should Stay Bald, because Women love bald men...

Another day and another deep thought that's coming to me today...OK, I know that men are supper sensitive, about this subject. So I'll try to tread lightly upon it. But...let me get to this sensitive subject, of the male-receding-hair-line. Men are always concerned about their hair lines. Don't men realize, that there are a lot of women, whom live in this world, that love bald men? Actually, I personally...have dated 3 or 5 bald men.

Men! They are the most sensitive creatures in the world! Especially when it comes to their receding hair lines or...when they go grey. Have you ever seen any man...whom actually decides to go really fake? Then that same guy will go and get hair plugs? Isn't that lame? So when you look really close at this poor fools head, you're going to see every plug, that's been implanted on that poor S.O.B's head. When you take an even closer look at his head. He will kind of resemble a Barbie Doll to you. Him and his transplant look completely ridiculous! The whole time your dating this hair-plugged-man, he's telling you...how not fake, his really fake hair looks. He's become utterly ridiculous about his hair. He will also be constantly bugging you about how his hair looks. Him and his hair, have become...a complete and utter pain in your ass.

Then you have those men out there, whom wear toupee's...now I have never, ever, dated one of these guys. But my father wen't bald when he turned 18. Now at first, my dad didn't wear a toupee. At-least when I was little and when he was married to my mom he didn't. But...after my mom dumped his ass and divorced him. He discovered the toupee, because...he was told by someone somewhere, that women did't like bald men. Thats B.S! A lot of women out there along with me, love bald men. Plus...what kind of woman would knowingly date a toupee wearing man? I mean if she doesn't care about her man being a total phony. Then what does she actually care about? Oh, heres a little story, about what happened to my father and his toupee. At a party that he invited me and my son too. Anyway...he invited us to a dinner party. Now my son was an out of control punk at that time. Now my dad's best friend at that party just had to egg my son into grabbing my fathers toupee, and ripping it off his head. After that my son ran around a table with my dads toupee. After which, my dad was totally unprepared, so he screamed; "you little, give me that toupee!" Now this happened in-front of 20 of my dads friends...my father continued to run around that the dinner table after my son. After the third time, my son finally decided on giving back my dad's toupee. To my dad's utter embarrassment! He then said to my kid; "man I work for child services, and I don't believe in violence against children. But...kid, you're the exception to the rule!" Everyone was laughing, about just how ridiculous my dad looked, running after my son, trying to get his toupee back.

Thats just another reason, why bald men, should just learn to be themselves. Look, I'm not being like a guy about this subject. What do you mean Linda? You're probably asking yourself? Well, when a man gets with a woman...at first, she's perfect. But after living with that man for a little-while. All of a sudden, that same woman, will need to change something about herself, or...make herself look better for that same man. Simply because...after awhile that same man, will want to change something, about her. Because...all of a sudden, she's not good-enough for that man. Why? Men are never happy, and they always think...they could do better. My father is like this! It's not women whom are picky or...mean and nasty, to men about the way her they look. It's men, whom are like this to women, and to themselves. There was a song where the guy was singing; "I can't believe that she's dating that Gorilla." Most women, if they love their men. Really don't care if he puts on a little weight. Or...if he losses a little bit more hair, then he had when they first met. Unless they're bitches! All women really care about, is if their man, treats them well, and with the respect that they deserve. Then there's Gold Diggers whom only care about money, looks, or fame...but thats a whole other subject.

Oh wait...I almost forgot, guys whom go and get hair transplants...God, has anyone ever seen one of these procedures, that went freakishly wrong? Well I used to live with one of these freaks. Ya...I know thats mean to say, but not only did his head have horrible scars, he was also one of the biggest-A-holes, that I have ever known. Ever! Anyway...when I moved into, his disgustingly- messy-apartment. I really had no idea...what the hell he had to do, to hide the horrible scars that some third world, Frankenstein, hair-transplant surgeon, had given to him. While I was in the bathroom one morning, I found a huge bag of black-dust! The kind of dust you'd find in a coal factory. This dust was everywhere...it covered everything in his bathroom! So there was no way to keep that bathroom clean, because...every-time he covered his scars with the black-dust with a tooth brush that was located on the bathroom counter. The bathroom counter was covered in black-dust. Now here's the funny part of this A-holes story, the whole time we hung out...he thought, he looked really good. News flash everybody, he was the only person who thought that. Making matters worse, he died his hair transplant. So he looked like a hardscrabble version of Dracula. He also had his freakish-transplants done twice. Both of which went freakishly wrong. So the back of his head had scars which resembled the ones that Frankenstein had on his forehead. His transplanted hair was stringy, jet-black and gross! Yes, I lowered my standards, and dated that freaky-hair-transplant-freak! I usually only ever date men, with hair or that are bald. I stay away from, guys whom wear toupees, or...have hair-plugs or...hair transplants. You're asking me why? Well, because...these guys are generally egotistical, self-centered, pieces of crap. Yes I said it!

So thats the end of this deep thought moment. Hey if anybody out there, wants to send me their story's. Go ahead and click the link located on the side of our site. It says if you want to write or something? But the only request I have, please refrain from using to many cuss words, and please don't send me any porn scripts or sex talk either...this is a legitimate blog, with no sexually related content. Thanks Linda, peace out.