So my man is doing homework on the computer, and I'm bored so I've decided to do something I love, which is write. He is actually the one whom suggested this story. OK, I feel that men, get way out of control, when thier toys are broken multiple times, by their significant others. Now I will admit, that I have broken 4 computers, over the last year. I will also admit, that the first one was not intentional, and the other one was a past date reset, which unlocked a virus, which shut down his computer. Yes, that was my fault! But in my defense, he gets mad, when he lets me use his toys, and a virus downloads into his computer, and then blames me, because I was the last one to use it. I got that! If I knew what viruses where being downloaded, and from what sites, I'd be the mother f*cking Queen of Computer land. Anyway, he just recently thought that it was the right time, to tell me after the fact, that downloading any picture off of Google, could give you a virus. He really should have told me sooner. Did anyone else know that? No one told me! He said to me, if I was so smart about computers. I would of known that.
OK, I have a question; how many of my readers out there knew that? I was only told that copying and pasting the pictures link. Was what would f*ck up your computer. So excuse the hell out of me for saving a virus on your computer. Hell, I didn't know about it! Now he wanted me to ask the guys out there in reader land, "would you be mad at your girl, if, she accidentally down loaded a virus, and broke three of your other computers? But do you think that she really deserved being chewed out; for almost taking out his main computer, with the blue screen of death. Something that took him 3 hours to fix? Which was done, because, my man...forgot to simply tell me, that saving pictures from Google, would give your computer a virus. In my defense, I really didn't know that. So who's fault is that?
My personal question in regards to my tired subject is; "if you lent your girlfriend your prize toy, if she accidentally and not intentionally broke it, would you still be foaming at the mouth, being mad about it if she did?" Would you; A. Make her pay for any repairs to said toy? B. Would you tell her its OK, and just fix it yourself? C. Would you break up with her, and tell her, to get the hell out, and never speak to her again? D. Or would you never ever, let her use your stuff again, and move on with your day? Or E. Would you forgive her and then realize, that it wasn't her fault in the first place, while simultaneously realizing, that you over reacted?
So I'm really trying to figure out why guys seem to, more then women do, have this obsession with their (TOYS)? Guys have all kinds of toys, from computers, to massage chairs, from massage pallor’s, to race cars. From video games to video players, cell-phones, video games, ex-box, P-3 players, music players, stereos, CD players, motorcycles, dirt bikes, bicycles, the gear for their out door stuff, and of course mans best friend and toy "women" and "dogs". Actually women and dogs can be interchangeable, depending on the situation, because, sometimes women are treated like dogs and dogs are treated like the best friend, that jerk your dating ever had!
Not only does man have TOYS, he also has hobbies, which if you aren't prepared can drive you completely out of your f*cking mind! OK there’s the wrestling hobbies, the sports fan hobbies, the outdoor guy hobbies, the fighting hobbies, the martial arts hobbies, the smoking pot dead head hobbies, the hippie herbalist hobbies, the personal trainer hobbies, the lifting weights hobbies. The ordering porn and porn magazines hobbies. The collecting useless shit hobbies. Oh, and the compulsive obsessive hobbies, like the main character in the T.V show called monk.
Do men expect to much from women, when it comes to their "TOYS" and HOBBIES? I have some hobbies too, writing is a hobbie, and right now it seems like, making money has become another hobbie that some men have. But for the most part, I am all to willing to actually give a shit, about whats going on in my significant others life. I care about what happens to him. I'm not obsessed with my toys, and I really don't own anything, that was to get broken, that I couldn't replace it. Wait! Oh ya, I do own one thing! It's valuable and has been in my family for 60 years. I have the Wizard of Oz wined up ceramic music box. It has all the Characters from that classic on the top of it. It's an original, and I just love it! So I guess if it did get broken or was stolen I'd freak out. Waite! That would make me like a guy. AHHHHH! I'm a chick with chick qualities! I'm going to go screaming to the bathroom to throw up now.
Yes and not only do guys have TOYS and hobbies, they also have many bad, bad, habits. I've lived with a few guys. But the biggest bad habit that will get even the most loyal woman right out of your life. Is the habit of being a pig, no, I'm not talking about the kind of pig that gropes women, or makes a scene by grabbing the waitresses ass, kind of scene. I'm talking about a slob, even my own mother got fed up with my slob of a father and left his ass, stating; "I can no longer clean up after this pig anymore!" The second bad habit that men have, is fooling around, now that was the other kind of pig, that I wasn't just talking about. This kind of PIG, has women he flirts with on face-book, on his cell phone, on his computer, he will also have them on twitter, and will flirt with them right in front of you! Acting like you don't even exist! He's the type of man who will never answer the phone, he will also never tell you the truth, about, what he's really been up too. He can't look you in the eye's ever, and has a really hard time doing so. The next bad habit men have, is the thoughtless habit. Some guys could call any person in the world, they'd call their dogs, if that dog had a cell phone. But guess who these thoughtless pricks would never call? If you guessed you? You get a gold star! The next bad habit about a guy, is the talking about how hot other women are, right in front of you habit. Now every chick really loves when guys do this. NOT!
WOW, it's almost like I could go on forever with this post. Here's one that always gets me, it's leaving the toilet seat up habit. Has any chick out there at 4AM in the morning, ever done the splash down in some very cold, eye opening toilet water? Here's another bad habit the football party at the house habit. After which your stuck with all the clean up, of bear cans and used paper plates and party crap. I especially love this one, sometimes when a guy gets drunk, he will vomit all over himself and crawl into bed with you. That's called the not cleaning up after vomiting habit.
So why do women want to even be with guys in the first place? They're generally rude, fart, burp, and find their bodily noises, to be the fumiest things, that have ever happened. I remember on a hot summer day, my dad would fart and then roll up the windows in his car, and then proceed to laugh his ass off. My dad loves his toys too and his women too. So are all men supper pigs? I'm not sure, but there sure are a lot of toys and magazines, dedicated, to keeping them happy and dedicated to being a PIG.
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