Written by Linda Mains
WOW! Usually I have a title in mind for all my next posts. But today I'm totally stumped. I guess I will just name this bad boy, after I'm done writing it. What is finding yourself in L.A.? The who's what, and why, and how do people, continue to survive out here? I heard Touche a comedian make a joke about the show survivor last night. It's a show that is filmed in Hawaii. Now in the show, they have as he said, have to survive without their cell phones for a month. Then they will get $50,000 dollars for surviving for that month. The comedian Touche went on to say; "what about all the other residents that have to live there? They must be thinking; someone is getting paid to live here! While the rest of us are doing it for free? Hey, all I want is a couple thousand...then Touche proceed to put his hand out, like the guy is begging for the money." I really don't know, if, I delivered that joke as well as he did? I'm a little out of it, because, I have just started more antibiotics and pain killers. I guess they can't extract teeth, when you have an infection. Who knew?
So besides those wanna bes whom come to Cali to become famous or almost famous porn stars; why do people even come to California? Ya, I understand, all those flood victims, hurricane victims, and the like. But doesn't anyone realize, that California is due for another big earth quake, and like soon. Plus, all the hippie stinky people, will have a volcano erupting on their asses, any time soon. Here's one of the biggest Hypocrisies in California, you'll have rich people living directly above or below poor people. Which I always thought and knew was a giant oxymoron. For the life of me, I can't figure out why people come far and wide, to settle down here in California. I had no choice in the matter, I was born here, and let me tell you something brothers and sisters, this little spot in the desert, has really gone down hill. Hey, it wasn't just are last Governor's choice in women, that went down hill! All I want to ask Arnold is; are big boobs really worth that much too you? Maybe he did her like the guy in Scary movie, did the girl with a horrible face; No keep the bag on! Keep the bag on! Anyway California wasn't always the capital of all that is dirty and sleazy. We used to be the dinner party throwing people. And for years, my cousin, lived right next door to Micheal Jackson...poor Micheal.
So just to let you know what a run down heap of realistate that I live in...when I was coming back from the dentist on the Orange line. I decided to take a bus, not wanting to be behind the wheel, doped up on Tylenol 3's or 5's? I did it! I took the bus home. You will never see such a variety of such a colorful blend of every type of person, that you will see on the bus. Anyway, there was a crazy man, who was making racial slurs loudly, then he proceeded to laugh his ass off. Like his racial slurs in front of a crowd of Hispanic people, was the funniest thing he had ever done. All of us just sat and looked at each other. I started counting the minutes till the Orange line came. I actually did this out loud to drown out this mental midgets ramblings. So as I did that, I noticed what I thought was a 15 year old, sitting next to her mother, she actually put her head on this woman's shoulder. So the Orange Line approached, I stepped on, I was about to sit down...when the girl said she had to sit next to, a woman I assumed to be her mother. So the bus pulled away and everything was going great. Not 5 minutes later, they got up to get off the bus, the young girl went out the front, but the Grannie looking lady she was with, went the other way. The older women said to her, " bye BABY, I will talk to you latter!" I'm going to abbreviate here; WTF was that about? I started talking to the two other chicks, whom heard what she said too. I said; maybe it's a pet name mothers and daughters call each other? Then we all started laughing. I used to think Anna Nicole Smith, was really weird, for being into that old man. I believe most people, knew, she was doing it for the money, or, at least most of us hoped she was.
Funny but my father said incest happens a lot in Hispanic families, he should know, he works with the child protective services. I have diffinently seen some weird shit, and that little event is like the 3rd time, that kind of weirdness has happened. I've just saw a hot Hispanic chick, who's just a little too close to an older aunt to be doing that in public. Guys I have to change the topic, my stomach is a little upset at the moment, talking about incest. The two other women and I, couldn't stop laughing, it disturbed us so much...not in the funny non-disturbing way either. My biggest question is, what happens when; "everyone in the State of California turns into a supper freak?"
Are Californians going to become like an episode of Opera, when we'll see freaky shit like that, we'll just blink, and think nothing of it? I'm sorry, I'm very much like my son, when it comes to funny shit, I won't always be polite, and not start laughing my ass off at some point about it. If it's funny, it's freaking funny! Like dudes who are way to manly, to be dressing up like women. OK, there has to be a cut off point with dressing up. If your a dude, that looks like a football player, and don't want us cracking up or making jokes, just do that stuff in the privacy of your own home. Why? Because you're not pulling it off, we all know about your little or big secret.
Another funny thing that happens in Cali...is people leave, everything, everywhere here. Walking back to my pad, I found a pair of mans briefs or blue fruit of the loom underwear. They where just laying there, all by themselves, just folded. Like God wanted the next homeless man, that walked up to these bad boys, to have a clean pair of undies. I was amazed! Wow! People are so lazy here, that they don't even want to get their clothes to their houses. So they'll leave them in the middle of the street. And this happens all the time. When I went to work this last Wednesday, I saw a pair of men's tenie shoes in the middle of the street, just lying there. Where did they come from? My second thought was, who got hit and flew out of them? But then you have to think, why wouldn't the paramedics just throw the shoes in the Ambulance. I'm just saying, if I was the Ambulance crew, I'd want the poor victim, to at least have his shoes. OK like I said, this happens to me like almost every day. I should probably start my own lost and found bin. Anyway, one day, I was really thirsty, and asked God to myself; I wish I had a coke. It was like puff! A coke was sitting at my feet in the middle of the sidewalk. So not knowing if it was poisoned or not, I gave it too my man. Then once that can passed the taste test, I had some.
The other question I almost forgot, which I'm asked a lot or comes up in conversations a lot, is; do I believe that the entertainment industry is over? Here's the thing; "what is going to be exciting to people, when even the kinkiest of shit, no longer achieves an orgasm for them?" Can you say "nothing!" So there's your basic problem with all the forms of entertainment right now. From movies to T.V, if you have seen everything, then nothing, is going to entertain you after awhile. I believe that statement..."I've seen it!" Covers what I'm talking about. What would happen if everybody looked like Angelina Joleen, then she would stop being famous, because, that would make the girl that didn't look like everyone else the famous one. Or, if everyone turned into a prostitute, then trying to get the clean girl, whom won't sell her body, would be the woman that men are willing to pay top dollar for. Why? Because, there isn't a 100 of her, to be had everywhere, for almost zero. That believe also goes for porn; if everyone can become a porn star and do the kinkiest of shit as soon as they start, then whats special about that form of entertainment? Nothing!
If we are constantly bombarded by Ad's and T.V. commercials everywhere, we're going to start ignoring them. Why? Because America has become over saturated with everything. And why would you want to pay for something you have been pestered to do or buy? You wouldn't pay! You'd feel that it was justifiable, to download or get that nagging something, for free. Now this is what I believe California has really turned into...it's now a desperate Island, where everybody is looking for the best deals...with free being what everybody really wants.
So besides those wanna bes whom come to Cali to become famous or almost famous porn stars; why do people even come to California? Ya, I understand, all those flood victims, hurricane victims, and the like. But doesn't anyone realize, that California is due for another big earth quake, and like soon. Plus, all the hippie stinky people, will have a volcano erupting on their asses, any time soon. Here's one of the biggest Hypocrisies in California, you'll have rich people living directly above or below poor people. Which I always thought and knew was a giant oxymoron. For the life of me, I can't figure out why people come far and wide, to settle down here in California. I had no choice in the matter, I was born here, and let me tell you something brothers and sisters, this little spot in the desert, has really gone down hill. Hey, it wasn't just are last Governor's choice in women, that went down hill! All I want to ask Arnold is; are big boobs really worth that much too you? Maybe he did her like the guy in Scary movie, did the girl with a horrible face; No keep the bag on! Keep the bag on! Anyway California wasn't always the capital of all that is dirty and sleazy. We used to be the dinner party throwing people. And for years, my cousin, lived right next door to Micheal Jackson...poor Micheal.
So just to let you know what a run down heap of realistate that I live in...when I was coming back from the dentist on the Orange line. I decided to take a bus, not wanting to be behind the wheel, doped up on Tylenol 3's or 5's? I did it! I took the bus home. You will never see such a variety of such a colorful blend of every type of person, that you will see on the bus. Anyway, there was a crazy man, who was making racial slurs loudly, then he proceeded to laugh his ass off. Like his racial slurs in front of a crowd of Hispanic people, was the funniest thing he had ever done. All of us just sat and looked at each other. I started counting the minutes till the Orange line came. I actually did this out loud to drown out this mental midgets ramblings. So as I did that, I noticed what I thought was a 15 year old, sitting next to her mother, she actually put her head on this woman's shoulder. So the Orange Line approached, I stepped on, I was about to sit down...when the girl said she had to sit next to, a woman I assumed to be her mother. So the bus pulled away and everything was going great. Not 5 minutes later, they got up to get off the bus, the young girl went out the front, but the Grannie looking lady she was with, went the other way. The older women said to her, " bye BABY, I will talk to you latter!" I'm going to abbreviate here; WTF was that about? I started talking to the two other chicks, whom heard what she said too. I said; maybe it's a pet name mothers and daughters call each other? Then we all started laughing. I used to think Anna Nicole Smith, was really weird, for being into that old man. I believe most people, knew, she was doing it for the money, or, at least most of us hoped she was.
Funny but my father said incest happens a lot in Hispanic families, he should know, he works with the child protective services. I have diffinently seen some weird shit, and that little event is like the 3rd time, that kind of weirdness has happened. I've just saw a hot Hispanic chick, who's just a little too close to an older aunt to be doing that in public. Guys I have to change the topic, my stomach is a little upset at the moment, talking about incest. The two other women and I, couldn't stop laughing, it disturbed us so much...not in the funny non-disturbing way either. My biggest question is, what happens when; "everyone in the State of California turns into a supper freak?"
Are Californians going to become like an episode of Opera, when we'll see freaky shit like that, we'll just blink, and think nothing of it? I'm sorry, I'm very much like my son, when it comes to funny shit, I won't always be polite, and not start laughing my ass off at some point about it. If it's funny, it's freaking funny! Like dudes who are way to manly, to be dressing up like women. OK, there has to be a cut off point with dressing up. If your a dude, that looks like a football player, and don't want us cracking up or making jokes, just do that stuff in the privacy of your own home. Why? Because you're not pulling it off, we all know about your little or big secret.
Another funny thing that happens in Cali...is people leave, everything, everywhere here. Walking back to my pad, I found a pair of mans briefs or blue fruit of the loom underwear. They where just laying there, all by themselves, just folded. Like God wanted the next homeless man, that walked up to these bad boys, to have a clean pair of undies. I was amazed! Wow! People are so lazy here, that they don't even want to get their clothes to their houses. So they'll leave them in the middle of the street. And this happens all the time. When I went to work this last Wednesday, I saw a pair of men's tenie shoes in the middle of the street, just lying there. Where did they come from? My second thought was, who got hit and flew out of them? But then you have to think, why wouldn't the paramedics just throw the shoes in the Ambulance. I'm just saying, if I was the Ambulance crew, I'd want the poor victim, to at least have his shoes. OK like I said, this happens to me like almost every day. I should probably start my own lost and found bin. Anyway, one day, I was really thirsty, and asked God to myself; I wish I had a coke. It was like puff! A coke was sitting at my feet in the middle of the sidewalk. So not knowing if it was poisoned or not, I gave it too my man. Then once that can passed the taste test, I had some.
The other question I almost forgot, which I'm asked a lot or comes up in conversations a lot, is; do I believe that the entertainment industry is over? Here's the thing; "what is going to be exciting to people, when even the kinkiest of shit, no longer achieves an orgasm for them?" Can you say "nothing!" So there's your basic problem with all the forms of entertainment right now. From movies to T.V, if you have seen everything, then nothing, is going to entertain you after awhile. I believe that statement..."I've seen it!" Covers what I'm talking about. What would happen if everybody looked like Angelina Joleen, then she would stop being famous, because, that would make the girl that didn't look like everyone else the famous one. Or, if everyone turned into a prostitute, then trying to get the clean girl, whom won't sell her body, would be the woman that men are willing to pay top dollar for. Why? Because, there isn't a 100 of her, to be had everywhere, for almost zero. That believe also goes for porn; if everyone can become a porn star and do the kinkiest of shit as soon as they start, then whats special about that form of entertainment? Nothing!
If we are constantly bombarded by Ad's and T.V. commercials everywhere, we're going to start ignoring them. Why? Because America has become over saturated with everything. And why would you want to pay for something you have been pestered to do or buy? You wouldn't pay! You'd feel that it was justifiable, to download or get that nagging something, for free. Now this is what I believe California has really turned into...it's now a desperate Island, where everybody is looking for the best deals...with free being what everybody really wants.
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