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Saturday, June 4, 2011

Skanks and Other Types of Men You'd Wish Would Stop Existing


Written by Linda Mains

OK this week I wrote the sister story to this particular post. So let me write about the opposite side of this story; what the male Skank does to other men. Now I'm a woman, and since I don't own any of my own junk. I'm going to have to write this threw the stories, that the men and friends in my life have told me threw the years. Oh, and I'll be using some of my own experiences with the male Skanks, that I have had the misfortune of knowing and I have had the misfortune of knowing a few.

Here I go....a male Skank, is a special kind of bread of man. He's the type of man, whom doesn't care what he does to whom! This man will sleep with your mother, sister, aunt, best friend, neighbor's teenage daughter, and the maids, wherever or whatever races they may be. You might need to hide your Grandmothers, around this type of fool, because, no woman's vagina is safe, as long as he's in the near by vicinity.

Now you're probably asking me, so where do you run into a male Skank? I've noticed that the best places to run into this type of pervert...would be a hardware store. Where these douche bags are hiding in wait, for a prime-target, which is the married older women. How will you know when you've run into the male Skank? Well you'll be able to tell by the sweet smelling jell, that is giving him the spikes in his greasy hair. He will also probably be wearing, some type of leather jacket, slacks and nice shoes...which is the dead give away of the male Skank, especially in a hardware store. Why? What man would be wearing dress clothes to the hardware store?

You can also tell if you are around a male skank by the flip-flops and nice designer pants that he will be wearing. Why do I think that? Because flip flops on a man represent to me; "easy!" Those shoes are easy to take off and put back on. So the man who wears flip flops is lazy! He doesn't like to work and if he's wearing nice designer jeans, those jeans are expensive. So how did a guy who is lazy, whom doesn't like to work, able to afford designer jeans? I'll tell you how, by using and abusing the sugar mamma's, whom are paying for them with their husbands money. That's how!

OK, there is one more type of dress code, for the male Skank. Now if you run into a guy who is wearing black and white Adidas polyester fake silk sweats. That's a huge sign of a man Skank. Why? Because guys whom don't wear underwear and have to be comfortable at all times. Are wearing it only because their junk gets too much use, from the constant poundings on other peoples girlfriends and wife's. So these douche bags, like comfort as well. So you are probably asking where would my girlfriend or wife meet a male Skank. Well she'd meet him on line, facebook is a good place for a chick to meet a male skank, myspace is another good place, to meet a male skank. But generally these types of guys, can be met on any swinging web site as well. They are looking for easy targets, and these douche bags, don't care who's relationship they screw over, to get their sexual fixes.

Now I've heard from other men, that they have had this special brand of asshole as their best friends or they where just friends or co-workers. They have caught these human dildos, in bed with their girlfriends and their wife's. This type of guy is open like a 7/11, he's available for sexual services, for free everyday. All it takes is a call, and a promise to be there on time, and he's yours for the next couple of hours. My one friend said she would drive to this one particular man skanks house, and as she was about to go up to his pad, someone else's girlfriend was coming out of his not so exclusive pad. She also told me, that all of her friends had taken a turn, with this particular type of man skank. She finally had to stop hanging out with this guy, because, he grossed her out, on a level that she had never been grossed out on before. She said it was as if, you could feel the sleaze, dripping off this guys body.

Normal guys, hate man skanks! Why? Because the male skank, wants whats not theirs. But they don't really want the woman that they are after. They only like the thrill of the chase! So after they got their sexual conquest out of the way, and have achieved their orgasms threw another mans heartbreak. These super sleazy S.O.B's will move on to the next conquest. They will never call the woman, who's life they have destroyed back, and they will move on to destroying the next poor slobs life. Why? Simply because they can! But also because, no one, has pummeled their faces in yet! The man Skank also believes that he will never get caught, which is a very stupid way to live your life. I've known a couple of different man Skank. When I was 15, I was going to school with one. He was half Mexican and English. He was gorgeous, he had flame red hair, white white skin, and the most intense blue eyes that I have ever seen. Yes I slept with him once, hell every chick in my class did. Why? He was the best looking guy in the class, and he slept with everybody. Then one day, he came to class with a big black eye. When I asked him what had happened to him, he told me; "ya, this woman I was having sex with, her husband came home. The Husband was Mexican and wasn't having this type of disrespect in his house. He went on to tell me, that he had jumped over some bushes and a wall while being chased. The guy was really pissed and ran him down, cornered him, and kicked the holly living shit out of him!" I had to ask; "so do you think you're going to change?" He said; "NO! Next time, I plan on, being a lot more careful."

That's my best example of man skanks adventures gone wrong. But the best man skanks are the ones that tell you; "oh, no! I'm no man whore!" Now those guys are the worst, it's a technique called deflection. They usually are the worst! These types of man Skanks are so bad, that they will have 4 or 5 couches in their apartments. Those couches aren't to sit on! Those couches are to throw the women that they are having sex with on. These types of man skanks are the worst! These are the types of dudes that will attempt homosexuality, just because it's something sexual, that they haven't tried yet. It's all about the conquest with these guys, as they make their notches in their self esteem belts, while their sexual conquests multiply. I believe that the man skank is much worse of a life destroyer, then even the female skank. Why? These guys break up homes and family's, they get their victims pregnant, and then just leave. I once had a friend, whom encountered a man skank, she was 250 lbs at the time, now this supper douche didn't use a condom, gave her chlamydia, and got her pregnant, and she never heard from him again. I bet their a millions of fatherless baby's, nation wide, simply because, their man skank fathers where to uncaring about their sexual conquests, to simply use a condom. How much is a single condom?

So if you're a guy whom has gone threw this disaster. I have so much heart for you. Just know, that you are not alone. Yes there a millions, and billions of man skanks out there in the world. Whom are destroying some poor guys life somewhere. But you don't have to live that way. And if some super douche like that destroys your world. Then maybe you should be thanking him, because, if you have a woman, that would sleep with a guy who has no self respect and just shoves his junk into any old hole. Then she did you a favor, because, then you can go and find the right woman, who will love you for real. And not just love you for security, while constantly looking around or paying for the nearest man skank

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