Having and Being In a Relationship In 2011

Written By Linda Mains

Relationships are really hard, but they're especially hard in California. I know you want to ask me why I believe relationships are hard especially in California. I'll tell you why. Because everyone is after everyone else in California. That's why! I'll give you an example; one day I decided to have coffee at a health food place. Now 2 years ago, I had met someone and we dated for six months, after meeting at that health food place. Now this guy came over to my house, and just broke up with me for no reason one day. I was like say la vie, or "whatever!" Now I've been in my current relationship for almost 2 years. So while I was drinking my coffee, guess who came back from outer space? Yep! The guy who broke my heart for no reason, a guy who kept bragging to my friends after he dumped me; "how great I was." So while I was drinking my iced coffee, because I did pay for it, and I love the fact that I get free refills there. I wasn't going to leave, just because he decided to hang out and talk. Anyway I didn't hold any grudges. I just left him alone and basically had forgotten that he had ever existed. Although he obviously hasn't, and he dumped me, I was like WTF?

You're probably asking; so what made you believe that relationships are hard in California? Here's the thing guys and gals; I told him I'm in a relationship. Guess what he asked me next? He asked; so can we hang? And did I have an open relationship? I told him I'm in a committed relationship. I guess in California everyone has clingy needy people from their pasts hanging out just waiting to bounce on their ex-boyfriends and ex-girlfriends. People who would love to crawl back in bed with us, to wreck our current situations with the people that we are currently in love with, and are in relationships with. Why do these cling-on's from relationships past do this? They do it because all they care about is the conquest of the chase. It has nothing to do with the person that they are chasing. Shit! I could be any chick to these types of cunts, but if I'm in a relationship, then all of a sudden, I become prime stake, to this type of men or in some cases women. That's when you or I, will become the most wanted creature on the planet by these cling-on's! If we where alone these assholes wouldn't give one shit, much less two, if we did or didn't exist. Why? Because these misery makers, are only truly ever happy, When they know, that they are about to distroy another persons life. 

So I live with my man...in a pretty dope relationship and apartment complex. I also work out in my apartment complex that has a gym. I never hit on anyone. I have a couple of people that I talk too while working out at the gym. Now there is this buff guy, who's alway's trying to out Olympian everybody, with his extreme workout moves. Look, I have my own version of the Greek God Zeus, that I'm living with...he has a smoking hot body, and I get plenty of sex. So why would I need anyone else? I wouldn't! Now this guy has a hot wife. I don't know if they have marital problems in thier relationship or what's going on with them. Maybe he's just bored. It seems to me, that every-time I'm working out, he's staring at me. Plus, he always works out at the same time that I do. Which I thought was weird, but I never questioned it. I've never felt uncomfortable about his unwarranted attention, until...this morning, when I went out to the pool to lay out. There he was, sitting at a table by the pool, without his wife, while he was drinking his morning coffee. This man knows, that I have a boyfriend. Look! He wasn't there to go swimming or to go sun-bathing either, he was just watching me. That's when I felt uncomfortable, because he was staring me down. He's obviously foreign. I'm not sure, but, it seems as if foreign guys, more often then not...are more often then not, rude and obnoxioius, in their dealings with American women. Why is that? They really need a can of act right juice, especially around other peoples women.

Another example of this foreign guy rudness thing, was when I had to go to a mini mart to grab a diet soda. So a very Mexican man, whom looked to be an illegal alien, comes up to the Hindu standing at the cash register, at the same time as I did and said in a really loud voice; "Oh Mommasitta!" In a very sexually charged and disturbing way. That's not the end of this sexual herasement story in that mini mart; then the Hindu cashier got in on the action, by saying, "oh which mommasitta, the other cashier, or her the hot one (meaning me)?" It was just totally unacceptable! All I wanted was a frickin soda! I wasn't looking to be sexually herassed by an illegal alien, at my local mini-mart. Who was then backed up by the Hindu cashier who barely spoke any English. No, I didn't complain. I didn't want that Hindu refugee from India to loose his job, because, he is obviously to stupid to know when he was helping another man to herase women. 

This kind of crap doesn't just happen to women it happens to men too. Like it's almost to upsetting to go anywhere with my boyfriend. Chicks are constantly on his jock, like desperate hungry sexless pigeons. We went to a Supper Market, there was one chick whom followed us around the whole entire store. Then at a wall mart this whore with her kid in the shopping cart that she was pushing, jumped infront of us to show her ass off to my boyfriend. Oh...I saved the best for last. We went to Jack In The Box late at night one day. Now their where two drunk bitches. Whom where drunk off their asses in back of us. Whom I guess, where trying to get a hamburger or a taco, only problem was...Jack in the Box won't serve you, if you don't have a car, and they were attempting to walk in their drunken state, threw the drive threw. Anyway the one drunk bitch said; "I'd do anything...to get a piece of ass like that!" Meaning she'd do whatever she had to, to bang a guy that looked like my boyfriend. So as if what this drunk cunt had to say wasn't bad enough, then she and her vagabond friends, whom had rented a limo...but weren't smart enough to stay in it while drunk. Asked us if they could order food while in our car....what the f*ck? But that's just how obnoxious some of the cunts, both men and women have become here in California. It's like a group of chicks, they'll see you with your boyfriend, and they will go out of their way to hit on your man right in front of you, acting like you don't even exist. If that doesn't work, they'll get their friends to help them get your boyfriend. Some of these cheap cunts, will offer up their friends vagina's, as somekind of sick boobie prize if your boyfriend will just have sex with these pathetic excuses for women. That's just how low down and dirty...some people in California are! Now when the drunk limo girls approached the car, to keep my cool...I had to keep in mind, that they where drunk, and I had just had a molar pulled. So I couldn't jump out of the car, to sock this bitch in the face. Something that I have fantasized about daily, sinse it has happened. A thought that makes me smile. 

Anyway if you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend...or if you're married, but don't like your husband, boyfriend, wife or girlfriend. Remember...no one likes to be harassed, you don't like it and niether does anyone else! Oh and if you're an ex-boyfriend, ex-girlfriend, ex-wife or ex-husband and you mistakenly dumped the other person for no real reason...don't get mad, if they're in another relationship, and never call you again. Just remember; you broke their hearts and they will never feel the same about you, and they really don't owe you shit! So don't expect that person to drop everything, because, you finally feel like being in a relationship with them. They probably feel like, my father was saying I should feel, about guys whom ask me out again. You did what you did..."tough shit! Now live with it!" Now to all the stalkers in the world, if you see me with my man or if you see my man with me. That means he is my man and I am his girl, which means, you will never be my man, and I will never be your girl! It also means that my man is not your boyfriend...just so all the crazy delusional bitches out their know whats up. If we ever break up, the stalkers might have a chance, but right now you don't...and for me you never will. I don't like stalkers, whom stare me down and follow me around. Never have and never will, but like I said California's a really sick State to have to live in.