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Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Was Jesus Real?

Written by Linda Mains

I feel like the Emperor who judged Jesus, but I'm washing my hands of porn. You do what you want, but as for I, I chose to not have it in my heart or on my mind. Peace be with my brothers and sisters whom have chosen that path, to become famous. I will be there and lend you my ear. But I personally am taking my being away from that aspect, and have told my father of my plans. Dirt is dirt! So the only dirt I like being a part of is gardening.

So I'm cooking a stake with some home made beans, my beans have cilantro and garlic and hot pepper along with salt and pepper in them, so my meal is going to ROCK! Right now I'm watching a show about Jesus, yes Jesus. My Grandmother and many other Jewish people tell me that Jesus was a nice guy, but, he wasn't the son of God. Now the show is about; Jesus might not even be a real Character, that he was a mythical character. I'm re-reading a book called; "The SECRET HISTORY of the WORLD AS LAID DOWN BY THE SECRET SOCIETIES." OK before you think I'm some kind of secret society loon, let me start off by saying; I had a friend who could translate ancient Egyptian and he told me, that Mosses had stolen the Book Of The Dead. Mosses then had the book of the dead translated into what most of us in the world would know as the first part of the Christian Bible. OK people, I've finally gotten this far, now let me explain what the book that I'm reading says, and tell me if this story doesn't sound like the Resurrection of Jesus Christ. OK, so there was a God whom ruled as a King in Egypt, his name was Osiris, who was murdered by a man named Seth, who then had to cut his body into 16 pieces. Why? So he wouldn't come back to life of course, he was a God after all. Then Seth had Osiris's body scattered around the world. Isis was his Goddess whom was also his wife. She was named Isis, and she wasn't about to give up on her God, King husband. So her and a woman named Sirius, went and dug up all of the pieces of his body, except for Osiris's penis. But Isis gave him a golden penis and then went and tried to bring him back to life. She only succeeded in bringing the sexual part of him back to life. She had sex with him anyway and bore his child named Dionysus. And Dionysus was killed and eaten, but his heart was saved and brought back to life by a God named Zeus. Which was the only part of the baby that hadn't been eaten. So Zeus opened his thigh with a blade (that must have been painful), and put the heart of Dionysus in his thigh. Dionysus sprung from his thigh as an adult, (puff resurrection). So resurrection has been a heavy part of many religions from the very beginning of time.

Look I would love to believe that one of my brother's, gave up his life to save me, but I simply can't. I'm going to tell you a family-secret, that was passed down to me, and now I'm passing it down to all of you. Who knows maybe my family and Jesus are relatives? My Grandmother comes from a strict Jewish family, now I'm only half and not the right half either. My mother is a Catholic, so I guess half of me was really brain washed into believing one of the biggest farces in history. So sense we no longer have a big Jewish family’s and this was told in honesty and passed down to me. I'm going to pass it down to all of you. OK, one day I was speaking to my Yiddish Grandmothers whose had a hundred relatives murdered in Germany. She told me that this was passed down to her, before Alzheimer's took over her mind. That Jesus didn't die and that because it was passover, the priests refused to let him die on that cross. He was taken down after a Guard had made it appear that he had died. Does everybody get that? He was taken to a secret tomb, and his wounds were healed, he then walked out 3 days latter. To every body's utter amazement and all the locals thought he had been brought back to life. Jesus had never really died, and then he went on to have 2 children and died an old man. So there you go, Jesus was a Holly man, but he was not the son of God...end of story.

I love his stories and I believe that humanity should be better to each other, but to shed ones blood as a way of giving passage, passage that was already given by God, as some kind of form of forgiveness, is sacrilegious, and blasphemy. I don't know, Jesus might have angered the real God, and put humanity in harms way. When I was a kid and my Catholic mother took me to a church, I wanted to run screaming out of that church! Especially when I saw Jesus stuck upon that cross! My Grandmother told me; "oh did you see the dead Jew stuck on the cross? Oh don't you forget how the gentiles love killing us!" She went on to tell me, yes Jesus was Jewish, but for some reason, no one could ever explain why they had forgotten that fact. She would tell me, how could they not know that Jesus was Jewish? His mother was Jewish, his father was Jewish. He was swaddled in a swaddling cloth, something only Jewish women do with their baby’s, and it's done with a simple cloth blanket.

My blood type and my Grandmothers blood type are the same as Jesus Christ's, which is a blood type that only people of Jewish decent have. Mine is rarer then his, I'm type A.B negative and my Grandmother is positive. See the real problem that I have with religion, and not just with Christianity or the Judea religions, is God gave man a mind, so that man would think about the Cosmos and God. We obviously had a God King in Osiris's and guess what? We killed him too! So if humanity is responsible for the murder of every holly man, maybe except for Mohamed. Why do people need religion? Especially when they aren't even sure, that what they are believing in isn't made up, from previous ancient Egyptian Mythology? Did Christ die on the Cross? My Grandmother says NO, and he lived to have children, going on to live happily ever after. Now his disciples really didn't! Many of them where burned or beheaded for their believes. Did they deserve to die that way? But a better question is, did the millions if not billions of our ancestors, need to be killed because they didn't believe in Jesus Christs sacrifice and resurrection? Did they deserve to die? NO! Does anyone deserve to die, over a myth, that might not even be true and can never be proven? No!

Humanity has been stupid about religion for a really, really long time. When are people going to snap out of it and say, God gave me a brain, and the power to use it? I don't need any one's advice from the past, I'm strong enough and smart enough to make it in this world alone and with my own decisions. And when I do need that type of biblical solace, I can look to God and the bible for comfort, but I will not take every word out of it as the living representation of the truth! As a truth that I experience here on earth. Why? Because it's a philosophical book, that shouldn't be taken out of context as the Gospel truth! The bible was a book to help people to get threw their miseries in this life, and it was meant to do nothing more. How many people have been killed and are continuing to be killed over religion? TO MANY! I had a manicurist whom was from Thailand and do you want to know what he told me? He asked me; why is one Jewish mans death, so much more important, then the 6 million, that where killed by the Nazi's? He went on to say; that Jesus was just one more Jewish person, that had been murdered by some fraction of some world's government somewhere. I for one am sick of hearing about people, that I have heritage with being murdered! With the only reason simply being, because of the religion that they have chosen to worship and believe in. None of which makes any sense to me. Does it make any to you? Yesterday I happened to run into a Rabbi, I said hallo to him as I was crossing the street, and I shook his hand. He and everybody else who worships any religion is only human! They're not God's or God's son's they are just human. Human made of flesh and bone!

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