Wow it's time for another "Deep Thought Moment", as if the weather couldn't of gotten any worse this weekend. The streets of California turned into a flood zone, my relatives and friends almost got washed back into their native lands this last weekened. People didn't walk to their cars...they swam.
So party people, today's deep thought moment is, drum roll please: "people who are delusional." Now, I know, that most of the readers, know what I'm talking about. It's funny...because on my way to work, I ran into a couple of friends who brought this deep thought moment up. They were talking about a friend, who actually believed that Lady Gaga was stalking him? As if Lady Gaga, didn't have anything better to do, then stalking a 50 something, year old, loser around. O.M.G people, (for those of you who aren't good with abbreviations, that means Oh My God!) Really a world famous artist, who's hotter then hot right now. Doesn't have anything better to do. Than to stalk a man. A man who is constantly sending e-bombs to people. E-bombs that are pimping his band. Really? But...this is California, the land of delusional, crazy people!
Now this isn't a porn site, but I believe, that the porn industry, may have more delusional people per-capita, then the entire population of the U.S... That's another reason why, I don't own a porn news site anymore. Anyway...back to the conversation at hand. Now the delusional people of L.A and California, are the types, who because they have facebook and myspace accounts. Some of the more delusional people who live here. Actually believe...if they get an add from; "oh, lets say Madonna or Lady Gaga. That they our actually real-friends with these people. Their insane...right? Ya...don't these loser's realize, that Madonna and Lady Gaga, have people who e-bomb everybody, all at one time? Especially Slim Shady, who's always constantly e-bombing everybody, about his latest songs and Cd's. I would just love to tell these people, that the chances of a real artist stalking you are. Are the kind of number's you'll see in freezing weather. Those number's would be like in the, -0 range. God...can't these delusional people, just get over themselves...for one whole day! Could they just stop and realize. That the entire-world...does not, revolve around them!
OK now here's another one of my examples, of a delusional person...who believes that a famous person is stalking them. We'll call him Steve. So one day, you drive to Steve's house, because the two of you work at a movie theater. Now as your driving down the 110 freeway to get to work. Steve starts to tell you, how on face book...Lady Gaga decided to join his account. Your like...really!? In total disbelieve...because Steve is a huge dork, you're thinking to yourself. You're also thinking that Lady Gaga, has no taste, by adding Steve to her face book account. Steve who in all actually...is a 50 something loser! Then Steve decides to drop this bomb, in your lap, while your driving; "dude! Lady Gaga is stalking me! What should I do!" Your thinking to yourself, Steve is a delusional idiot. So you make the mistake of saying; "B.S Steve, in your wet dreams!" Now this is what you didn't anticipate, by saying that to Steve. Steve starts screaming, this at you over and over again, while your driving down the freeway; "dude you don't understand what it's like!" You're thinking to yourself; "ya what it's like, to be NUT'S!" So after 6 times of Steve yelling in your face. You decide to tell Steve; "get the hell out of my CAR!" But...you're still on the free-way. You then decide to drop this delusional-person off on the off-ramp. Ya...that's not very nice...but...you don't care. All you just want, is this loon out of your car!
Here's another example of a obsessed delusional person. Let's say you have this Friend we'll call her Susan, now Susan found a porn star on facebook. She e-mailed him, and e-mailed him. Because...he was lonely, and was out of, girls to bang options. He decides that writing Susan an invite, to bang him, was a good idea. So Susan goes over to his house, and has the best time of her life. Now he's nobody's man. He tells Susan right up front, that all they are, are bang-buddies. But...what happens next? The next day, Susan decides to go to work, and tell all her friends, that her and this really famous porn-star, are boyfriend and girlfriend. Susan told you this too your face. Now it just happens...that you know the porn star in question. So you facebook him, and then ask him; if he's really dating Susan? His awnser shocks you...he tells you, that all Susan and him ever had was a sexual relationship! And...that they had never dated. He then tells you, that Susan has sent him hundreds of delusional messages, that they're dating and...that her constant harassment, has gotten so bad. He's had to ban her from his facebook account! She also has been banging on his door, threatening him, and harassing him. He then proceeds to tell you, that he's moving, because of Susan's harassment. When you attempt to ask Susan on Monday. What's really going on between her and the porn-star? All Susan tells you is... "oh, he totally loves me!" Now that's delusion in the extreme.
I was saving the best for last; let's say you have this friend Phil. Well Phil, has been a third rate performer in film, for over a decade now. When you met Phil, you wanted to have a relationship with Phil. So the two of you decided on hooking up. After you had started hanging out with Phil. All Phil ever did was tell you, about all the amazing rolls in film and print he's had. Now you already knew that Phil, was a third rate performer at best. But in Phil's delusional mind, he was a big fish in a small puddle. Even though, the facts, told you otherwise. Even though, he lived in a run-down apartment, which he thought was great. Even though, the rent was really cheap, he still couldn't afford to pay it by himself. So he asks you to move in to help him pay the rent. But...the whole time you lived there, all he ever did, was talk about, all the major rolls that he's played in. Even though, he's never received any kind of nomination or recognition, from his peers. Now you knew Phil was a loser...because no-one ever spoke about any of the rolls he that he performed in. And...whenever anyone did mention Phil, everyone just snickered, and laughed! With those same people asking you, "what the hell where you doing hanging out, with such a f-ing loser?" But still...even today Phil will be the first to tell you, how successfully he really is. Now that's delusion in the extreme...
Look living in a delusional state really sucks! Especially for the people...who have to live with and work with these crazy people. I guess, if it gets them threw their mundane existences. To think that they where special to someone. Then how could anybody or I, really put them down for that? I guess everybody, has to do what they have to do, to get threw this life. No one wants to admit that their life's, actually led down the road, to a mundane or nothingness existence. That's the end of this deep thought moment.
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