Writen by Linda Mains
Here's everything, you'll need to do...men, while man scaping:
(1) Cal: Listen, when I was growing pot, I realized that the more seeds I planted, the more pot I could ultimately smoke.
Andy Stitzer: I think, I've got all the advice, I can handle right now.
Cal: Don't get bitter.
Andy Stitzer: I'm not getting bitter. I almost lost a nipple, okay?
Cal: That was Jay's idea, and I wasn't going to say anything, but waxing your chest is the gayest thing you could possibly do. Look at me: looks are not important. *Really* look at me. I am ugly as f*!k by traditional standards, but, I get with women. Aren't you curious as to how that's possible?
Andy Stitzer: I am not ugly as f!*k.
Cal: I didn't say you were ugly as f!*ck.
Andy Stitzer: Well, you implied it.
Cal: Okay, okay, it doesn't matter, if you're ugly as f!*k, or you're ugly as shit. It's about *talking* to women, and I know how to do that, because I observe, because I am a novelist.
Andy Stitzer: What? You never told me that before.
Cal: That's because I'm not an arrogant prick, Andy.
(1) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0405422/quotes
OK, today's subject, and new post, is the all so exciting subject of Man-scaping. Now my Face book friend Jerrel has mentioned to me, that, I should write a post about women shaving. Sorry, that's a little bit boring, Jerril. But, Man scaping, has got to be one, of the single most important topics, that every young guy, should learn how to participate in.
Here's everything, you'll need to do...men, while man scaping:
- A clipper is required (it's mandatory!)
- A sheet is also required, for keeping your carpet clean.
- A really high quality razor is required.
- A helpful girl-friend, or...a trusted friend (hopefully a woman), to buzz your taint...
- Use the razor, to shave your, intimate man parts.
- Guys please use the shower, when, you need to get a close shave, when shaving your private parts. Shaving cream is an essential ingredient, this prevents razor bumps.
- Or you can dry shave with baby powder, which helps prevent razor bumps.
- Re-shave ever 2 to 3 weeks.
Women, will love you, for your commitment, to looking good. Dudes! Women hate shoulder, and back hair! Waxing is an option, sometimes it hurts. But...pleasing the hottie you're into, is worth, any and all the pain, that you will suffer...and maybe waxing isn't for you. Just like what happened to Andy, when he had his chest waxed in the movie the 40 Year Old Virgin.
This is the part, from that movie, the 40 Year Old Virgin, between Cal and Andy regarding his waxing;
(1) Cal: Listen, when I was growing pot, I realized that the more seeds I planted, the more pot I could ultimately smoke.Andy Stitzer: I think, I've got all the advice, I can handle right now.
Cal: Don't get bitter.
Andy Stitzer: I'm not getting bitter. I almost lost a nipple, okay?
Cal: That was Jay's idea, and I wasn't going to say anything, but waxing your chest is the gayest thing you could possibly do. Look at me: looks are not important. *Really* look at me. I am ugly as f*!k by traditional standards, but, I get with women. Aren't you curious as to how that's possible?
Andy Stitzer: I am not ugly as f!*k.
Cal: I didn't say you were ugly as f!*ck.
Andy Stitzer: Well, you implied it.
Cal: Okay, okay, it doesn't matter, if you're ugly as f!*k, or you're ugly as shit. It's about *talking* to women, and I know how to do that, because I observe, because I am a novelist.
Andy Stitzer: What? You never told me that before.
Cal: That's because I'm not an arrogant prick, Andy.
So is it gay, to get waxed, if, you're a guy? OK, maybe waxing isn't your thing, but please guys, do all the women in your immediate future a favor. Please, please, please...discover the art of man scaping. Most women are too nice, and there is no real nice way, for a woman to tell a hairy guy, that he needs to man scape, or...shave.
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